(A guest post by intern Drew “Great” Scott)

In a shocking development, the combination of Terrell Owens, Drew Rosenhaus and the Dallas Cowboys has again created a firestorm of controversy. ESPN reported that the Cowboys are fed up with T.O., and are contemplating his release. Rosenhaus counters that the Cowboys aren’t about to go that route. Whatever.

Given the speculation about Owens, we decided that it was as good a time as any to take a look back at his illustrious career. Not so much at his statistics and mind-blowing catches, but more at his knack for Hall of Fame-caliber press conferences and end zone celebrations.

The first order of business is to cover the Top 5 Terrell Owens press conferences and interviews:

1.    TO gets emotional about his QB

2.    Terrell Owens loves the kids

3.    TO “loves the fans” and loves to workout in his driveway. He also breaks the world record for “no comments” in a single interview.

4.    I guess technically this isn’t an interview, but I can’t help but laugh when TO says, “But Donovan needs me!”

5.    Nothing better than TO running his mouth on the field. Video includes such classics as:

“All I want to know is if you’ve got your popcorn ready?”
“I love me some me!”
And “You can hate me all y’all want to, but you can’t stop me.”

Grab some popcorn, sit back, and enjoy.

No countdown of Terrell Owens moments would be complete without a recap of his epic end zone dance moves.  So without further adieu here is a list of the Top 5 T.O. touchdown celebrations:

1.    Apparently Steve Mariucci didn’t see Terrell Owens run onto the star in Dallas. Suuuure you didn’t, Steve.

2.    Something tells me that you probably don’t want to mock Ray Lewis.  Apparently T.O. didn’t get that memo.

3.    TO shows the fans that he is ready for the 2012 Olympics.

4.    Oops this isn’t a celebration is it?  It is, however, a random guy doing a heck of a T.O. impression. From what I can see I think that Darius has huge upside. He could easily be the next Frank Caliendo. He might want to consider hiring a camera man, though.

5.    I think that TO is the only Wide Receiver in the NFL to have a rap song written about him entitled “The Best WR in the NFL”

I certainly don’t want to shove too much Terrell Owens down your throat, so in an effort to add a little bit of local flavor I’ll take a look at our own misunderstood wideout, Mr. Randy Moss. (Why is it that wide receivers are so eccentric?) So for your viewing pleasure here are the top five Moss moments:
1.    Randy Moss commits a “disgusting act” at Lambeau.

2.    Randy says hello to a dear friend in the stands at Gillette.

3.    I think it’s safe to say that Randy’s hair really makes this video.

4.    Wait, how does Randy pay for all those fines that he gets?

5.    Randy loved his time with the Raiders, and this video proves it.

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