Before anything else is said, Chad Ocho Cinco got some tattoos. On his face.

Attempting to go into just how out-of-his-mind the nutcase formerly known as Chad Johnson actually is might be as ridiculous as getting a tattoo of Florida on one’s face, so perhaps LEEInks should just leave this one alone. The guy’s still crazy, though.

(It’s hard to see in either of these pictures, but he also got an “OC” tattoo between his eyes. Gotta love it.)

I know, I know, when people think of face tattoos they probably think of Mike Tyson, but he’s getting enough attention from his new marriage and cameo in “The Hangover” (see it now). I think the best face tattoo of all time goes to 30 Rock’s Tracy Jordan.

Tonight the Red Sox look to make it 8-0 on the season against the Yankees, but a big obstacle stands in their way (pun intended, indeed). As someone pointed out by the magic of charts, the Red Sox have gone 4-4 this season against aces.

Meanwhile, the best single game in sports takes place tomorrow night (and no, I’m not skewed just because I once put together an 18-goal season for the Squirt B team in youth hockey). Hell, next to the NFL Draft, Game Seven of the Stanley Cup Finals is the greatest thing professional sports has to offer. Don’t be poor sports, Bruins fans. Give the NHL some love.

Thanks to some great work by colleague Greg Cameron, LEEInks has you covered for all things Game Seven.

Ryan Leaf is on trouble again. Follow your own advice and “knock it off,” Ryan.

Lastly, the Magic are looking to tie up the NBA Finals tonight. In other news, Phil Jackson’s secret method to success has been leaked.

Which Kobe will show up tonight? This guy thinks he has the answer.

That wraps up this edition of mini-LEEInks. Enjoy a great night in sports!

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